In a shocking turn of events, a group of local grandmothers has declared war on outdated classroom technology, armed with nothing but their wits and a few knitting needles. Last week, a gathering at the popular Sanders Square café, Rhodes Other, saw the nans – yes, we’re talking about those sweet ladies who usually bake cookies and knit sweaters – unite to tackle the ‘technological monstrosity’ known as the Smart Board. Christine Wilson, 54, who always seems to have an ominous cloud hanging over her head, couldn’t help but express her apprehension: “I just know the kids are going to break it the first time they use it. And then what? Back to chalkboards and dusters? I mean, have you ever tried to clean a chalkboard? It’s like trying to polish a ghost!” Meanwhile, Sylvia Craig, 68, took a more tolerant approach to the situation, chuckling softly as she sipped her chamomile tea. “Well, it’s not the end of the world if a kid accidentally draws a mustache on the teacher’s photo, is it? I mean, it’s just technology. We survived with just textbooks and a little bit of imagination.” June Pritchard, 59, a beacon of calm amid the chaos, added, “I think the kids will adapt, like how we adapted to those ridiculous flip phones. They’ll figure it out. Just give them time and maybe a snack or two.” The gathering turned into an impromptu tech tutorial, with the grandmas attempting to navigate the murky waters of digital learning platforms while the staff at Rhodes Other served up endless cups of coffee and delightful pastries. “If we’re going to help our grandkids with their homework, we might as well fuel up,” Christine quipped, causing a ripple of laughter. However, Christine remained skeptical about the grandmas’ tech-savviness. “I mean, I still can’t figure out how to turn off my Wi-Fi without calling my daughter. I wouldn’t be surprised if I accidentally launched a rocket instead of helping with math homework!” As the nans continue their quest to modernize education, the town can only watch with bated breath (and a few chuckles). Who knew that the fiercest advocates for technological change would be our beloved grandmothers? Stay tuned, as Mackney’s nans are ready to take on the next big challenge: mastering Zoom without accidentally turning themselves into cat filters! Is it too early to suggest a ‘Nans Go Tech’ reality show? Because I can already hear the theme song playing in my head!