In a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy, local authorities are scratching their heads after a midnight heist at the renowned Furry Friends Cat Rescue on West Road. The infamous feline refuge, known more for its endless supply of catnip and cuddly kitties than any valuable goods, was raided by a would-be burglar who clearly missed the memo on where the good stuff is kept. Witnesses reported hearing a commotion around 2 a.m. as the clumsy intruder attempted to break in through a window that, as fate would have it, had been left slightly ajar for the cats' nighttime frolics. "I thought it was just Mr. Whiskers getting into a bit of mischief, but then I saw someone stumbling about with a flashlight," said Jodie Lawrence, 53, a quiet nan and nearby resident who often finds herself tiptoeing around the neighborhood at odd hours. "I thought, 'Bless their heart, they have no idea what they’re getting into.'" The thief was reportedly after cash, but found themselves overwhelmed by the sheer number of fluffy inhabitants instead. Instead of a cash haul, the burglar ended up in a catnip-induced haze, much to the delight of the resident cats who seemed to enjoy the uninvited guest's antics. "I can't say I was shocked; they have better taste than this guy does!" Jodie chuckled as she recalled the chaos. Police arrived shortly after receiving multiple calls about a potential cat burglar – yes, you read that right – and found the burglar lounging among the cats, serenading them with an off-key rendition of 'Cat's in the Cradle.' Officers managed to apprehend the individual, who was still under the influence of catnip, and escorted them out, much to the bemusement of the rescue staff. As for the rescue itself, no money was stolen, and all the cats remained unharmed, although several were seen plotting their revenge in the days following the incident. Local authorities are now advising residents to secure their windows and keep a lookout for any suspicious cat-related behavior. While this incident has left the community in stitches, it certainly raises questions about the lengths to which some will go for a taste of the good life – or at least a good cuddle with a cat. As they say, crime doesn’t pay, especially when you’re stealing from a cat rescue. The only reward you’re likely to get is a hefty dose of feline judgment and a whole lot of fur in your face.