In a world where deadlines loom larger than the local bakery's giant blueberry muffins, finding ways to manage stress has never been more crucial. Our quaint town has taken up the challenge, with residents navigating their way through worry and anger like seasoned tightrope walkers on a windy day. Ward Terrace has become the epicenter of stress management, with folks exchanging tips on how to calm those racing thoughts and fiery tempers. Ross Mitchell, a 23-year-old occupational psychologist, admits that he often finds himself spiraling into a whirlpool of worries. "I worry about worrying! It’s like a vicious cycle where my brain is a hamster on a wheel that just won’t stop!" he chuckles, though we can see the concern in his eyes. Meanwhile, Elliot Stevenson, 27, a health and safety adviser, tends to be a bit more, shall we say, confrontational. "I get angry quickly! If I step on a Lego, I might just declare war on all plastic toys!" he laughs, but then adds, "Seriously, though, I know I need to find ways to cool down. No one wants to be that guy who yells at the postman." Mackney residents have begun gathering at local spots like Parkes's Insurance, not just for the finest policies in town but also for their free monthly ‘Stress Less’ sessions. Topics range from mindfulness techniques to humorous yoga poses that resemble a flamingo with a cramp. Attendees have reported feeling lighter, though the sight of Ross trying to balance on one leg while chanting mantras remains a highlight. As laughter echoed around the room, Elliot remarked, "If we can’t laugh about it, what’s the point? Besides, it’s much harder to be mad when you’re busy giggling at your own bad yoga form!" While anxiety and anger may always be lurking like that one leftover Christmas fruitcake, local experts encourage embracing humor as a powerful antidote. After all, if we can poke fun at our quirks, we can also find serenity amidst the storm. So, whether you’re a Ross fretting over your next big life decision or an Elliot who might need to cut back on the caffeine, remember: laughter truly is the best medicine, right after actual medicine, of course. So grab a friend, head to Parkes's for those ‘Stress Less’ sessions, and let’s tackle this together. Who knows? You may even leave with a few new moves to show off at the next town square dance. Just watch out for the flamingos!