In a surprising turn of events, local residents were left scratching their heads (and maybe their wallets) after Doroth Bakery, the beloved pastry shop on Church Crescent, fell victim to a cheeky late-night burglary. The incident occurred just after midnight on Saturday, when a masked figure was caught on security cameras making off with an impressive haul of cupcakes and pastries, leaving behind an empty cash register and a lingering scent of vanilla frosting. Martyn Patel, a 27-year-old English as a foreign language teacher, who lives just a few blocks away, couldn't help but see the silver lining. "I mean, who steals cupcakes? It’s like robbing a candy store—only sweeter!" he laughed. "I guess the thief has a taste for the finer things in life!" Eyewitnesses reported seeing a suspicious character loitering near the bakery just hours before the heist. "I thought he was just admiring the frosting designs," said local resident Jenny Thompson. "Little did I know he was probably planning his midnight snack attack!" Despite the sugary theft, bakery owner Helen Doroth remains optimistic. "We’re just glad no one was hurt. Our cupcakes will rise again!" she declared, gesturing toward a fresh batch cooling on the counter. The bakery is offering a free cupcake to anyone who can provide information leading to the thief's capture. As the investigation unfolds, local police are urging residents to keep an eye out for any suspicious behavior—particularly around dessert shops. "If you see someone sneaking around with a suspiciously large pastry box, give us a call!" quipped Officer Daniels during the community meeting held on Sunday. For now, the town remains abuzz with theories about the cupcake crook, while residents are reminded to lock their doors—and their dessert cabinets. Stay tuned for more updates as this delicious drama unfolds!